Counterpart Recap: No Man’s Land, Part Two

Season: 1 / Episode: 10 / Starz ***Spoilers be coming down from management on the fourth floor via Hal 9000. Previous COUNTERPART recaps are here*** Maaaaaan, listen. It’s night of the living fucking dead outchea. Or night of the fucking lucky they weren’t on the business end of an automatic weapon smuggled into the office. Shit is pandemonium and HIB somewhere on a subway way the hell away from this. Meanwhile, the last children of the corn bastard done dragged his bleeding ass all the way to the crossing and propped himself up on the block like he setting up a gotdamn lemonade stand. Aldrich and the housekeepers can’t even touch him cuz that is the fuckin’ grey zone if there ever was one. Judas Pete wakes up (boo) to see his father-in-law talking about the tragedy on the news. JP up in the hospital bed with a fractured clavicle. But Lying Ass Clare walks in, fuckin’ fresh, wearing some boot heels and shit like the concerned dotting wife. What in all fucks, man? Who is she X-23?!?! She got two bandages on her forehead and a brain full of bad intent while sipping a latte watching these folks get scurried into emergency vehicles. I say, gotdamn man. SAC. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck. She’s like, Pete, you ain’t seen shit yet fam. Also, you ain’t discharged yet, but I’m gonna go home and be with our daughter waiting for you come home so we can be one conniving ass family again. What’s a Colorful, Dimension Hopping Way to Say “Shit just hit the fan?” On Prime, Strategy is all in a tizzy…