Game of Thrones Recap: The Last of The Starks

Season: 8 / Episode: 4, “The Last of The Starks” / HBO ***Spoilers be sexing you one night and then leaving in the middle of the night to go see their day one instead. Check the rest of our Thrones recaps here.*** Sad Faces and Bed Sheets Maaaaaaan, listen. They won the “Great War,” but this shit don’t feel triumphant from jump. This is straight PTSD. Everybody still shell shocked. Well, except for Bran, who looks like he just had a super satisfactory continental breakfast at a Comfort Inn and Suites this morning. They doing the mass burial and burning these dudes on some big ass hearths. Jon “Don’t Call Me By My Government Name” Snow gives a tribute before they send the fallen off to the next world. How do these fire burials work? Were folks allowed to get a single occupancy before they got sent to the next world, cuz some of them joints looked mad crowded, like they hit the shared ride option on Lyft or some shit. Ayebody eating in the Great Hall, and this shit somber af. Also, they said some Dothraki and Unsullied survived, but I don’t see none of them eating in the Great Hall, nahmean. I dunno fam, feel like some Water for Chocolate shit to me. Gendry stressed the fuck out cuz all the speaking line folks up in here, but he doesn’t see Arya anywhere. He asks the Clegane (but why though), and dude is like, bruh, we just burned half our army and you out here thinking with your dick. For the record, just about everyone is trying to get laid down tonight. AND WHY WOULDN’T YOU?…