Game of Thrones Recap: The Door

***Spoilers be falling through the roof, half dead and ready to deliver the fade*** Season: 6 / Episode: 5 / HBO So yo, after Game of Thrones gave us their version of Lemonade last week by the women characters running shit and putting these lames on their back and carrying them through emotional graveyards, can we expect more of that?

Sigh. Let’s get into this shit, yo. Sansa stitching together another piece for the Spring Catalog when a raven comes from the Eyrie. And since Robin Aryn can’t write four words without having to be burped first, you know this shit came from Peter Roman Polanski Baelish. They meet in Mole’s Town (appropriate) and Littlefinger thought he was about to talk that shit till he turned around and Sansa walked in the muthafuckin room with Brienne the Dream Killer standing behind her. Yo, this is like the inverse of the Birdman and the Breakfast Club situation. Sometimes you walk into a scenario thinking you know exactly how it’s going to go, but that shit turn around on you so gotdamn quick, 30 seconds in you like, “what, what the hell is happening right now?” Props to Sansa man. Fuck these dudes. Seriously. If you Sansa, Ned Stark should be the last fucking XY chromosome you trusted in these Westerosi Streets. If she claimed a small island off the coast, called it Themyscira and commanded her fellow women to slaughter every man that stepped foot there, who could blame her? She out here spittin’ the hot bars to Littlefinger about how he set her up with …