Ranking the Crazy Ass Folks on The Walking Dead

Please note that this a comedic take on the decaying sanity of fictional characters on a fictional TV show with a completely fictional premise of people surviving a zombie apocalypse. The commentary is not aimed to make light or belittle the issues of mental health in anyway, but is limited to the scope of the characters on this show. Who don’t really exist. It has been a LONG road on The Walking Dead thus far. Five seasons and sixty-seven episodes actually and that’s a long ass time to be roaming around Georgia with no cell phone service and your local Costco staff staggering around with tattered vests while they try to eat your insides. I know how I get when the 4G ain’t acting right when I’m driving through the hills of Pennsylvania for 3 hours, so you really ain’t trying to fuck with me when the zombie outbreak hits the Google technical staff first. While we’ve seen plenty of signs of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder delivering the fade to our favorite survivors throughout the show, this season was really centered on the decay of rational and nuanced thought.

Feeling Good, Feeling Great, How are you? 12) Judith Losses: Mother, though unaware Let’s assume that Judith is fine, only because she can’t speak yet and can’t really tell us otherwise. Besides, she’s still in the “eating, sleeping and defecating are still my priorities in life” phase, so she may not care about walkers or how her pops is on some Dead Presidents shit right now. 11) Abraham Losses: Wife and two daughte…