Top 5 Dead or Alive: Hawkeye (Avengers)

I don’t have a cute intro for you. I don’t have any jokes to start this jawn off. Ain’t shit hee-hee ha-ha right now. Know why? ‘Cause I’m having a hard time holding these hot takes down. I’m having a hard time living out here with people slandering underrated gawds. I’m having a hard time in my day-to-day activities with muhfuckas walking around not knowing how much of a real one Clint Barton aka Hawkeye really is. Yeah. I said Hawkeye. Y’all know him as “The guy on the Avengers with the bow and arrow” but here at BNP we know him as Mr. Bows Down Arrows Up AKA Dipset Purple City Bird Gang AKA Hawkguy if you G’d up from the chucks up. There’ve been jokes on what Hawkeye brings to the table from the first swipe on his Avengers card on day one. Well, I’m here to tell you there’s so much more to Clint Barton then what you’ve seen on the surface. Y’all want answers? “Then start asking the right fucking questions.” First being, why you should never question how Hawkeye: Clint Barton deserves to be Top 5 Dead or Alive.

1) “I don’t big up the elite, the elite can get it too, you all fit under my feet”

To say that Hawkeye is just his bow is to be talking reckless. Hawkeye is disgusting with the bow from long range but let’s talk about when ya mans gets up close and personal. For the majority of his career we saw Clint rocking the two-piece (bow and arrow), but when he came back from the afterlife and adopted the moniker of Ronin, we got a front row seat into the abilities that Cli…

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