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Being a gamer isn’t just a matter of owning a few games and occasionally entertaining yourself in downtime, it’s actually something that is a part of your moral fiber and often is the motivation behind many other aspects of your life wherein you’ve either succeeded or failed. Gaming is as important an aspect of our character as racism is to being a racist, it is who we are and we celebrate it every chance we get. Here are a few notes on whether you go hard for the cause or if you’re just a window shopper when it comes to living this here brand of thug life: You Ensure Access To Your Games On Every Device Every gamer has to have a contingency plan. Just as I’m sure you won’t catch Bear Grylls in the middle of a jungle without a camera crew to film all his awesomeness as he pisses on himself and eats bugs in the name of survival, so too will you never catch a down ass gamer without access to their compendium of games. We visiting grandma this weekend and got a 6 hour car ride ahead of us? Betta’ have that emulator installed on the Android. Ain’t no way you’ll catch me trapped anywhere tryina’ deal with my inner thoughts and welling up with depressing emotion cause I don’t have access to at least one game that’s gettin’ the treatment right about then. Real gamers do whatever they have to not only to have access to gaming greatness to pass the time that usually is used for self loathing by lesser people of the world, but also game saves. You’d better invest in that $10 a month fo…
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