An Open Letter to The Carters’ ‘APES**T’: Did Beyoncé Unveil Her Final Form?

Beyoncé we get it. You are the Goku of this music shit. It’s not debatable. You keep finding new levels of Super Saiyan to reach and I’m getting winded just watching. I just wanna know, are we even close to seeing your final form? That’s all I wanna know. For those that don’t know and are catching up, Beyoncé teamed with Jay-Z again and dropped the first video off their “Everything is love” album, Apes**t (apeshit). Listen, man. I knew shit was goin’ be flames when the opening shot was a Black kid with locks and angel wings. I’m already in. You start me off with the Della Reese Touched by an Angel mashed up with #BlackBoyFly and I’m all in.

Not sure if that’s candy paint or lemon pepper on the the wings but it’s trill! Apes**t was shot in the Louvre, which is a museum I didn’t know of until today (I’m uncultured, shoot me) but judging by the name alone I can already tell it’s a place all the characters from Clue would hang out. Which is to say, there’s mad art… mad high-end white high art and Beyoncé and Jay walked in there like “Yeah… yeah I wanna flex in this super white upper echelon establishment.” At this point, I’m hoping each video following ApeS**T is Beyoncé and Jay-Z taking over super white spaces and establishments on some Extreme Make Over: Black AF Edition. Look I just goin go John Madden on these video highlight reel cause this video was “My God.” Also, I’ma let y’all reading this right now know Beyoncé was MVP of this song and video. Jay-Z was there, but B…