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It’s been a long time. We shouldn’t have left you, without some nerd things to gait to (see what we did there?). The team here at Black Nerd Problems often comes up with random ways to entertain ourselves up in the digital office. As was the case when Jordan and Mitra started talking about what their resumes should really look like…
@mitbot Our LinkedIn profiles about to be doppppe.
— Jordan Calhoun (@jordanmcalhoun) March 29, 2015
Y’all should know, Jordan and Mitra are The Twitter Tag Team Champions of BNP. So when they get an idea, they are going to run with it full speed, which leads to them coming up with a new hashtag for Nerd Twitter.
Mitra has endorsed you for following skills: Spirit-World Navigation Convergence Prevention Airbison Care Community Outreach @jordanmcalhoun — Mitra (@mitbot) March 29, 2015
Please upload a professional photo. #NerdLinkedIn pic.twitter.com/3lyuOT80G0
— Jordan Calhoun (@jordanmcalhoun) March 29, 2015
Looking at Korra’s LinkedIn like “This person has a large gap in their employment between Seasons 3&4. Shld we be concerned?” #NerdLinkedIn — Mitra (@mitbot) March 29, 2015
Yeah, #NerdLinkedIn became an inside joke that everybody got. We saw a bunch of hilarious corporate scenarios with a bunch of pop culture references. The following is what it looks like when the Internet gets it right.
Interviewer: Mister Prime? Is it? This “Matrix of Leadership”? Was this a professional certification… Or 2-day workshop? #NerdLinkedIn
— Big Baba Rob (@BigBabaRob) March 29, 2015
Seeking female applicants who can fight evil by moonlight and win love by daylight. Must wear sailor suit and skirt. #NerdLinkedIn — TonyaPenn (@TonyaWithAPenn) March 29, 2015
Position available: Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Serious applicants ONLY. #NerdLinkedIn
— Anita Faker (@tranettew) March 29, 2015
“Wolverine: Your skill ‘Making Everything About You’ has been endorsed by Cyclops & Storm” #NerdLinkedIn — Tamara Brooks (@MisfitsTamara) March 29, 2015
Name: Kitty Pryde Applying For: Computer Tech Reason Left Prev Job: Terminated due 2 short-circuiting mainframe while phasing #NerdLinkedIn
— BlackGirlNerds (@BlackGirlNerds) March 29, 2015
“Hyuga Neji has viewed your profile. And your soul.” #NerdLinkedIn pic.twitter.com/2vEyqEC8tL — Ale Allegranzi (@aallegranzi) March 29, 2015
When you see your old crew tried to connect with you on LinkedIn but you run everything now #NerdLinkedIn pic.twitter.com/P6jKV0k5U7
— Mitra (@mitbot) March 29, 2015
Giving +967 side eye to fuck boys and sexist comic book dude bros alike. #NerdLinkedIn pic.twitter.com/lONBu87Fqn — CarrieClipsMcClain (@DivineBlkPearl) March 29, 2015
Name: Ororo Munroe Hobbies: make it rain, making it clap Skills: bringing men to their knees #NerdLinkedIn
— Frodo P. Slytherin (@DearLeader10) March 29, 2015
“I had to leave the last job due to coworkers reactions to Rue being black in #HungerGames” #nerdlinkedin pic.twitter.com/wVoSerJeUF — Omar Holmon (@OmarHolmon) March 29, 2015
Who is the Warden of Arkham Asylum and why hasn’t he been FIRED yet?! #NerdLinkedIn
— Frodo P. Slytherin (@DearLeader10) March 29, 2015
Rogue: I tend to take on the skills of my colleagues. Interviewer: We’ll be in touch. <attempts handshake> Rogue: About that…#NerdLinkedIn — Julia Burke (@juliabwrites) March 29, 2015
Wayne Enterprises seeking intern. Must be a young male without a father, loves birds. #NerdLinkedIn
— Josh Bae (@JoshSpacebarBae) March 29, 2015
Of course its all fun and games till Oz comes out to play cause he play for keeps.
Name: Oliver Queen Current Position: The Arrow Position Applying For: Batman Reasons: Wants to be Batman so bad #NerdLinkedIn — Oz or Black Rob Lowe (@letsgetfree13) March 29, 2015
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