Game of Thrones Recap: Blood of My Blood

Season: 6 / Episode: 6 / HBO ***Spoilers be giving sideye to the king and want to defect North of the Wall*** Maaaaaan, listen. Right about now Meera wishing she didn’t skip out on those crossfit classes at the Y cuz dragging Bran’s useless body over the north tundra can’t be easy. …and they can probably carry Bran faster than Meera right now. [divider type=”space_thin”] Bran ain’t even got time to be thinking about how he just got Wylis aka Tip the Doorman killed because he too busy being visited by the ghost of Wildfire past. Dude seeing everything, the Wight army, Jaime Lannister earning the title of Kingslayer, young-how-am-I-still-alive Ned Stark, who caused the blackout at Super Bowl XLVII, all of that. Bran finally comes to, but he don’t need the vision to know the wights here to come collect that past due notice. Right before Meera and useless Bran sit in the chair and get the high and tight fade, a rider come through with the scythe and the flame mace. Dude start putting the fire to these zombie fucks left and right while Meera got the frozen tears on her cheek and Bran assumes his default position of waiting for muthafuckas to die. Dude gives them the Terminator ultimatum before they ride off with wights chasing them. But the original one from Terminator 2. Not the same recycled call back line they shoehorn into every gotdamn Terminator sequel since then. Who the fuck keep green lighting these terrible Terminator flicks, man? Who the hell thought we should keep do…