Game of Thrones Recap: Book of the Stranger

Season: 6 / Episode: 4 / HBO ***Spoilers were about to walk off the job angrily, but stuck around to see what the severance package was*** So look, many years ago I got into an argument with a woman I had been dating, right? Sometimes you just KNOW that you right, so you milk the hell out of it. I gave this charismatic, yet respectable takedown of everything that went wrong in our relationship, then got my method acting on and showed her how much it pained me to be leaving for good. I peaced out, closed the door slowly behind me, shit barely made a hush as I left her apartment. And that was that. Perfect fucking dismount. …until I was knocking on her door 90 seconds later. She lookin’ at me like, TF, did you change your mind or something? And sheepishly, I just looked at her and said, yeah, so, I forgot my Six Feet Under  DVD boxed set… you mind if I just, like, grab that, real quick? 1) That’s what this shit with Jon Snow look like, man. I think we all assumed dude was going to walk out into the snow with no cloak, just him, his hair, Longclaw, and Ghost walking behind him in the woods. Naw fam, this dude landed the perfect fucking dismount of walking off his job, then went back into the offices to sign his separation paperwork so that he could still get all his vacation time paid out.

2) The previous story about me, the breakup, and the DVDs was back when DVD boxed sets used to cost you like $80, fam. For one GOTDAMN season! Pre-Bluray! $80! I don’t always put a price …