Game Of Thrones Recap: Winterfell

Season: 8 / Episode: 1, “Winterfell” / HBO ***Spoilers be waiting at the door for your missing curfew ass to get home. Find more Game of Thrones recaps here*** Thank the Seven, we back and we back and we back! We ain’t had no new Thrones since August 2017. And tbh, not that much has changed. We still ain’t gotten shit from the Mueller Report. Beyoncé still sits on the Iron Throne IRL. The Walking Dead is still, somehow, making new TV content. Ain’t nothin’ changed but the dot on the range. But you ain’t here for the timehop, you here for this real rap raw, what had happened was recap on the Days of Our Thrones, amIright? Let’s get into it. Back Again For the First Time My dude running through snow, over creeks climbing trees and shit, and we know we in Winterfell; one cuz it looks cold as fuck and two cuz the first main we see is Arya, guest starring her smirk. Arya don’t look like the cat that ate the canary, Arya look like the cat that keeps a whole ass storage of canaries back at the crib to toy with later. Also, very dope parallel with this nameless little dude climbing over shit to see the approaching army like the pilot episode when Bran was doing the same when King Robert came to town. Let’s hope he don’t walk in on incest and get the spartan kick out of a window too, cuz becoming the Three-Eyed Raven was best case scenario for Bran, and I’m pretty sure that title can only be held by one dude at a time. (Also, there was a Dany/Jon joke in there about walking in on ince…