‘Jackass’ Cast F*** Around and Find Out on Shark Week

The cast of the 4th movie installment of Jackass is on Shark Week this year. Before I start on this, I want to state, again, as I have done for the past two years of covering Shark Week for Black Nerd Problems, Discovery Channel does not give a fuck. Ever since that Mike Phelps Shark Week backlash in 2017 (where Mike Phelps swam against a CGI shark instead of a real shark) Discovery tv execs have said, “Oh yall wanna drag us? Fuck it. Each show we put out for Shark Week the cast gotta sign a waiver. Yall want that Kenny Loggins Danger Zone programming?! Fine. Let’s go. Don’t come crying to us when shit gets real. Yall wanted this. WE TRIED TO GIVE YALL EDUCATION AND YALL CLOWN US?! OKAY, WE ON SOME OTHER SHIT NOW. IT’S GOING BE EDUCATION AND WYLIN OUT.” All of which is to say, with the way Discovery been pushing the limits with Shark Week for the past two years, this team-up with the cast of Jackass was Thanos level inevitable. Jackass x Shark Week feels like a team-up that shoulda took place years ago, right? I like to think there was a board room meeting with execs, publicists, and tv programmers and one person was just like, “Fuck it. Get Johnny Knoxville on the phone. This is the year we do it. I don’t even care anymore.” I’d like to think they all shouted “Danger Zone” in unison after that decision was made and then played the song by Kenny Loggins. Regardless of how it happened, we got the crew of Jackass on Shark Week in 2021. When Kevin Garnett shouted “Anything is p…