Legend of Korra Recap: The Last Stand (Series Finale)

Book Four: Balance / Part: XIII Team Avatar Red Team aka Gladys Night and the Siblings aka Team Fuck Yo Shit up is now all in Kuvira’s personal space. The Admiral gives everyone their marching orders and says that she is going to go after Kuvira herself. Suyin gives her the mom voice like, Honey Pie, you sure about that cuz last time… And Korra hits her with the:

Mako and Bolin hit the engine room and open the hatch with Bolin’s lava Frisbee. They both go after the engineers and we see Mako get back to his Probending stance and starting giving this dude the Street Fighter Balrog combos.

Suyin and Lin ride the express cables up to the arm to disable the weapon, which is awesome but overkill, considering they got one dude doing maintenance on the weapon. I don’t want to rehash the private contractor monologue from Clerks about the dudes that died on the Death Star in Return of the Jedi, but I’m sayin, you could have better days then this dude. It’s a good chance it was supposed to be his day off and he wasn’t even supposed to be here. But instead, he out here throwing metal spitballs at Lin Da Gawd while she wielding the Baraka blades. Dude needs a union rep in the worst way.

Suyin pulls all the spirit vine shells off the rack like a toddler running through a toy store with their arms out and gets spirit vine juice EVERYWHERE. Lin joins Suyin after the explosion and decides to “take the arm” by tearing all the muscle and ligaments apart from the inside.

Kuvira knows that sh…