Mickey Factz Dropped the Holy Grail of Comic Book Freestyles for the Culture

“Keep rapping! I don’t care who you dating. I don’t care how much your outfit costs. I don’t caaaaare. I don’t care who co-signed you. I don’t CAAAAAARE. All we care about is if you can emcee. Are you a Hyena or not?!”- Sway Lemme tell you what the fuck I show up for. I show up for bars. Kit-Kat, Klondikes, and especially rap bars. That’s what I come for, that’s my food pyramid if you will. If I hear a great verse, a fucking hardy helping of entendre and imagery? I can live off that for days. Now, a bit ago there was a video of Shia LaBeouf featuring on “The Wake Up Show” with Sway and King Tech that lit the Internet ablaze. In the clip, LaBeouf is goin’ in on an instrumental. Everyone was impressed with this from LaBeouf, probably cause it was his own words. I was like okay, well that was… that. I was feeling like Angelica Schuyler (inside joke for Hamilton-stans) after hearing LaBeouf, and went rummaging to find something to listen to while I ate lunch. I fucked around and saw that Mickey Factz had been on “The Wake Up Show” in an older video post. I was like “alright, I ain’t heard Factz in a long time I’ll hear him go off on a beat” …I wasn’t ready. I was not fucking ready. I had no idea Mickey Factz was a nerd and this guy wrote a rap special for Sway that was all gamer and comic book references. You don’t hear me though, it was all avid gamer and true-blooded elite comic book references. I’m not talking about some oh I’ma name some comic book characters everybody kn…