Orphan Black Recap: Certain Agony of the Battlefield

Season: 3 / Episode: 6 / BBC America Look fam, if my ass wake up in a cell in Mexico with fresh sweat stains on my undershirt and my giggling daughter is running around with the floor routine ribbon, WAKE MY ASS UP IMMEDIATELY and hit me with cleanse system because something is seriously wrong wit ya boy. In Arlington, Major Paul the Greek takes all the research that Den Mother has had the Castor fuckboys doing to his superiors. He seems shocked at what’s going on…you know, the same way the Captain was surprised by the illegal activity going on at Rick’s place. He wants Paul to get more proof before he takes it to the director. Fee and Mrs. S are Skype-ing with Kira, which gotta be mad uncomfortable with Sarah in MSNBC’s Lock Up this week. Fee is reaching his breaking point though and he’s losing patience with Mrs. S and her shadow group because they haven’t been able to find Sarah yet. Gracie is playing the dutiful maid around the house, which is really just some shit to keep her mind off the fact that Mark gave her Herpes Complex VII. Cosima and her Family Stark-like decision making capabilities wake up in Emma Frost’s apartment. She’s fixing her some relaxing organic juice and the ability to recite back shit that Cosima said in her sleep. Diamond complexion Emma talking about “who’s Sarah” and you know everybody watching stood up like, FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT SARAH?!?!

Look ain’t nothin’ I can really say gonna add to this shit.

Donnie and Alison out here shooting rap video…