The Flash Recap: The Fury Of Firestorm

Season: 2 / Episode: 4 / CW And you say Central Ci— Hooooly shit Professor Stein is flatlining again. We open up this week’s Flash with Stein and his vitals Harlem shaking up in Star Labs. Cisco builds a device to keep him stabilized but the power source is finite. Man, seriously Stein should be lookin’ into bringing Life Alert commercials back into the game. He’d make a killing off royalties. Anyhow, the crew gotta find a new merge partner for Doctor Stein since Ronnie is up in the clouds with Mufasa and shit, Stein no longer has someone to bond with to prevent the dark matter molecules from goin’ nuke.

Caitlin narrowed it down to two candidates that could work: Jefferson Jackson and Henry Hewitt (both black men). Caitlin say some really confusing science shit that equates to needing Henry and Jefferson’s blood to make sure they’re suitable matches. Barry ran out and got their blood with his super speed…he did it without permission but that’s cool since Stein is dying *cough Henreitta Lacks’d the black folk ahemm grhmmm.* Iris is looking through baby photos with her mother and herself. Joe comes in to tell her how she started messin with “mint chocolate chip” from a young age. He tellin’ Iris she doesn’t have to her mom but Iris is cool….she cool. It’s all good (you know damn well it ain’t).

At the precinct Patti and Barry are all awkward as fuck around one another…yet again. Patti got some shark teeth in an evidence bag and folks saying they seen a shark walking o…