Two Dope Boyz and — Say Word, Mahershala Ali is Here To Save ‘True Detective’ In Season 3

William Evans: Maaaaaaaaaan, listen. What HBO really trying to do, man? We were done with True Detective. Fucking canceled. Agent Smith in The Matrix. Vince Vaughn’s career. Shit was done, man. And then this shit drops? That Cottonmouth got the holster now. That Juan polishing the badge for a possible season 3. What… what are… what are we even doing man? Omar Holmon: Thus far, 2017 has been the year of the comeback: Old Man Logan, John Wick: Chapter 2, Samurai Jack, and after the dropping the rock on season two of True Detective (I hate it had to be you) HBO trying to tag in Mahershala Ali might be the upset victory of the year. I wonder how that conversation went, it had to be Mission: Impossible style — “Your mission should you choose to accept it… Put True Detective back on that murder music.” Will: Mahershala (currently rocking the best name in the fucking business, by the way) is literally taking over the whole game. All of it. The courts, the scoreboards, the fucking equipment, man. Dude is basically writing his own script and he saying yes to True Detective, fam? HE CHOSE YOU Home Box Office? Sheeeeyet. That’s that “how he end up with HER” people watching shit. HBO trying to still get in before Mahershala increases the price on the package, man. In 2020 execs gonna be quoting that Jay-Z, “Story of OJ” we got Mahershala for 3 million. A year later he getting 10 million. Year after that, he at Marvel getting 20 million. Can’t wait to give this to our (already priv…

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