Two Dope Boys And Attack On Titan Said ‘Stop Wasting My Tiiiiiiime’

Original Art by SamDelaTorre ***Sometimes you just minding your own damn business during Mother’s Day weekend, and then Attack on Titan drops one of the illest episodes TV for the year, so you know that fellow members of the Survey Corps Omar Holmon and William Evans had to team up to take down that Titan on this episode. All the spoilers for Episode 32: Close Combat*** William: [In my Archer Voice]: So uh, what we doing, we just jumping right into this thing or what? Omar: Seriosuly guys, …Are we not doing the “Eren Jaeger watching Petra get stomped Yell” anymore cause I think we should bring that back into the mix. Especially after seeing what went down with Eren vs Reiner (the armored damn titan) Wrestlemania match William: Fam, wait, that’s the main event, my Titan. We gotta warm up to that shit first. Can we talk about how fuckin’ ride or die, death before dishonor, bury me with my 3D maneuverability gear the squad is first? First off, ain’t nobody ever said the word traitor with more fuckin disgust in their voice than Eren Jaeger, fam. While in a free fall. Your boy was experiencing the most hyped rollercoaster hill ever created and your dude was still focused on how pissed off he was about being betrayed. Your boy terraformed himself into a right cross, he couldn’t even be bothered to hit the ground before he delivered Reiner the fade, yo.

Even before that, when MIKASA TRIED TO WIDOW BARON THESE CATS WHILE THEY WERE IN HUMAN FORM. I say gotdamn! Then was mad at hers…