Darkwing Duck and X-Men Are The Only Acceptable Answers For Greatest Cartoon Theme Song, Fight Me

There’s mad things that are up for debate in life. Greatest emcee of all time, best fighting game to ever do it, whose mom is the best cook — I’m sorry. I — uhhhhh — Yeah, I can’t do this. I can’t lead y’all into this article with the casual intro drawing comparisons between generic casual conversations everyone has in order to unveil the topic at hand. Nah, fuck all that noise. I can’t make jokes and be all gumdrops and Cheer detergent about this. Ain’t shit casual Fridays about what we finna get into. Ain’t shit “happy happy joy joy” right now. *takes microphone off the stand* I’m disgusted that I even got to write this, that folk would think this topic is up for debate. I’m fucking disgusted that anyone would believe there’s a cartoon theme song out of the 90s line up that can even see Darkwing Duck and X-Men: The Animated Series on the track. Now, let’s be clear, there can truly be only one, but you gotta break down the category first: if we’re talking the greatest cartoon theme song with lyrics? Then we are only talking about Darkwing Duck. Remember when MTV did that list for the top emcees of all time? My dream would be to sit down and pit Darkwing’s intro lyrics, beat, and montage against the gambit of any other cartoon. What are we even talkin’ about right now? The hook in Darkwing Duck is catchy as fuck (which is a main component to even be ranked with the greats, obviously) but more importantly? Both verses are bars. Nothing but straight bars on both verses. No o…